now taking applications for whoever wants to make out with me.
some previous experience required.
when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
"I came home one day from school after being chased by kids singing “Yellow Submarine”, and I didn’t understand why. It just seemed surreal: why are they singing that song to me? I came home and I freaked out on my dad: 'Why didn't you tell me you were in The Beatles?' And he said, 'Oh, sorry. Probably should have told you that.'"
- Dhani Harrison (via coffeekaling)
(Source: james-winston, via anguishmuffin)
Anonymous asked: How do dick pics make u feel?
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